Me

• I am 24.
• I am married.
• He is 28.
• I have no real career goals in life.
• I just want to enjoy whatever it is I end up doing.
• I am childfree.
• And I like it.
• I have 2 cats.
• A calico: Annabelle.
• A tabby: Roger.
• I hate weddings.
• I am shy.
• I can hold a grudge.
• I am always in between being a student and being jobless.
• I don't think I will ever own a house.
• That is by choice.
• I love penguins.
• I have 6 tattoos.
• I am terrified of needles.
• I plan to get many more tattoos.
• I don't know when I will get over the death of my father.
• I am fat.
• The husband protects electronics from my wrath.
• I want to take a hammer to my printer.
• I love red wine.
• I love to eat cheeseburgers and poutines.
• I wish I could eat them more often without getting fat.
• I don't really like kids anymore.
• Including babies.
• I hate to cook.
• But apparently I can cook a good meal.
• I'd rather stab myself in the eye than bake a cake.
• I hope to meet Russel Crowe one day.
• I can sleep in till 10 on the weekdays but can't get past 7am on the weekends.
• I have reading glasses but I never use them (I can never find them).
• I'm sticking by that excuse.
• I like to draw.
• I still want "Elvis" to marry me and the husband.
• I hope to have that happen in 10 years.
• Yes it will be more of a vow renewal.
• I lived in Germany as a kid.
• I miss it.
• I am from a military family.
• But would never join.
• I am a natural blonde.
• I look better with red hair. 
• I haven't seen my blonde hair in almost 9 years.
• The husband has never seen my blonde hair.
• I love Indian food.
• I can't eat red meat.
• I miss it.
• I have a hard time controlling my temper.
• We hope to be out of debt in 4-5 years.
• I think we can stick to that goal.
• I can not stick to goals.
• Spiders terrify me.
• I can't watch a Zombie movie without having nightmares for a week.

I am learning to not give a shit what other people think.