Sneezing

I think my body never learned how to sneeze. I hate sneezing, it's gross, so when I feel a sneeze coming on I try everything possible to hide it. Marc laughs at me every single time. I guess it must be funny, my face probably goes in every direction and I sound like an idiot.

Marc also counts when I sneeze. If I only sneeze twice he says c'mon one more! And then I sneeze once more. I am a three sneeze person....apparently.

The worst is when I need to sneeze in public, if there's a bathroom I can get too I will go there but if not I try to hide it by hiding my face in a scarf. Sometimes I can get away with a little sneeze other times it a full on attack.

Right now I was walking towards the kitchen and I started sneezing..I almost choked trying to hide it..and the place is empty :P

When I do sneeze loudly my whole body fucks up..I choke or cough or both and then end up in pain. My body does not know what to do.

I hate sneezing.